As if AOL didn't have enough trouble trying to look cool, they are going to launch "Hilary Duff World" on their service next week. Now kids can log on and find out what Hilary Duff is doing, when her next concert is, and even ask her for advice. If I were a parent, I know I'd want all my children's important questions to be answered by an 18-year-old girl who is about one more failed movie and/or album release away from becoming Courtney Love.
Hilary Duff World Hits AOL Next Week - Yahoo! News

Kevin Federline, who has been mocked for his laziness and his claim that he was going to have a music career, apparently was serious about that last thing. His first single has leaked, apparently because he ate too much of that fat substitute, Olestra. This is seriously one of the worst raps I've ever heard. The sound is similar to Vanilla Ice, but much much much worse. Oh, and I guess his rap name is K-Fed, which makes me want to hurl for some reason. Or maybe I'm just "hatin cause I'm wishin I wuz in his position."
Kevin Federline's First Single

Paris Hilton's newest toy, Stavros Niarchos III, was seen at a L.A. Burger King the other day. He allegedly paid a homeless man $100 to dump a soda on himself. The homeless man agreed, and Stavros and his buddies got a good laugh out of it. This dispels those horrible rumors that the rich look down on the homeless. They are, in fact, very charitable, as long as the homeless are willing to humiliate themselves for the money. And remember, that man would not have been homeless had he been more like Stavros and Paris: born into rich families.
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Britney Spears' husband will have to curb his free-spending ways after his checkbook was taken away and his credit cards cancelled by the pop princess. Federline will now have to do whatever it is he does for money. From the looks of him, I'd guess it has something to do with selling a certain "product", or perhaps involves standing at intersections and giving H-jobs to drivers for $3 a pop while they wait for the light to turn green.
WWTDD.com: KFed has no money

Internet billionaire Mark Cuban, who has been diversifying his portfolio with an NBA team, film studio, and a chain of theaters over the past 10 years, has heated up his rivalry with fellow-mogul Donald Trump. He quipped that anyone who had to hustle for every dollar they earn like Trump does probably isn't as rich as they have people believe. He even said that he could write a check for all of Trump's worth and not even know the money was missing. This is probably true, as it has been revealed at several times in the past that Trump is usually not worth nearly as much as most would think. His net worth is not usually liquid, it's invested in projects that he cannot pull out of without losing a lot of money. Cuban, on the other hand, has so much cash he could build a tower and fill it with gold coins, and take swims in his gold coin pool every morning. Trump can have his ratings and his hiring and firing janitors every day from 9-5, I'll take Cuban's life over his anyday. More money, less decisions. That's the way to do it.
Cuban Sandwich : Radar Online

M.C. Hammer has been broke for nearly 10 years, and he's finally selling off some of his assets that might actually still have value. No, I'm not talking about his famed parachute pants, those things are worthless. Seriously, it's time to clear those out of your dresser drawers. The Hammer is selling the rights to his music, including "U Can't Touch This", his biggest hit. It would not be unreasonable for his music collection to fetch him several million dollars, as their are many great advertising applications for a song that tells people they can't touch something.
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