ABC producers have decided not to extend Star Jones' contract, bringing an end to her job as co-host of The View. Jones has lost all integrity over the past few years, as she shed about 200 pounds after a drastic liposuction and then used her wedding as an opportunity to panhandle corporate donors in exchange for covert advertising pitches on the show.

Nothing was off limits around the time of Jones' 2004 marriage, as she accepted gifts from dozens of companies and then pitched their products on The View. Viewers were turned off not only by this, but also by her skeletor appearance. The fat sucked out of her made her as slim as her co-hosts, but it seems the doctors were powerless to reshape her slimmed-down head, making her look like a creature out of Star Wars. The fat from the rest of her body was eventually used to make a new brand of soap by the Ivory company, called "Ebony," which has seen sales skyrocket into the millions.

So long, Star Jones. I hope your replacement is hot... and not a lawyer.
Star Jones Reynolds's Departure From 'The View' Was in the Works for Months - New York Times

Why do I keep devoting pages of my entertainment blog to Paris Hilton? Oh right, because nobody is reading it anyway. The socialite's latest moment of idiocy came this past week, when she went to Las Vegas and bought a herd of exotic pets; including a tiger and a monkey. She then thought she could hop on a flight back to her home in Los Angeles. Airline officials told her they were not the flying circus, and Paris had to, like, "drive back to LA with them." Alright, so she didn't actually drive, but she did have to sit in a limo for a few hours. What a tragedy.
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But how can that be? Did Kidman ever get an annulment following her marriage to Tom Cruise? Nope, she didn't need one. It turns out the Catholic Church does not recognize weddings performed in the Church of Scientology, as Kidman and Cruise's was, so in their eyes Kidman has never been married. Of course, this means Cruise is yet to be wed, which makes sense. After all, he is... well, you know.
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